never pee

I was on a date.











(Get excitied, some of my best stories begin very similarly.)





I have a new dating tip for you.

Do not pee.

Just don't do it.

I was sitting on a couch with this guy. I said (Now this is where it starts to go downhill:

"May I use your restroom?"

Polite, right? Grammatically correct, you say?

Well.

(Now here is where I make my mistake.)

I peed.

Wait, I left some parts out.

I got up off the couch, I went out of the room to the bathroom, I peed.

I came back. He was lying down on the couch.

I looked at him and he said: "I lay down."

And I said: "Thank you, Capt. Really Bloody Obvious"

No I didn't. Not really. I said, "I see"

(We both have very good lines in this story)

Anyway, that is my story and its moral is, do not pee. Things can change rapidly for the worse.