Monday, January 25, 2010

Well meant advice for men

There are some things a guy should try hard not to appear to the girl who he is dating. There are things that the girl should try as well, but this is man time and I am going to give them some advice.

ADVICE #1, DO NOT GIVE COMPLIMENTS IN THIS WAY

1. Give the following conversation snippit a cursory perusal and see if you can spot the error on the guy's part:

Guy:"I went to South America"
Girl:"Do you speak any Spanish?"
Guy: "I learned a few phrases, 'where is the bathroom,' 'You have the most beautiful eyes.'"
Girl: "Ah"
Guy: "You have the most beautiful eyes in New York City"

Can you spot the error were the gentleman left himself open to the possibility of the girl thinking he was a tad bit insincere?

2. DO NOT SEND TEXT MESSAGES LIKE THIS AFTER THE SECOND DATE, OR ACTUALLY ANY TIME, EVER:

Can you spot the text message that should not have been written?

Guy: "Want to come over after work?"

Girl's response:

["No thank you, I have work until late and we're busy"]

Guy: "I am listening to John Mayer and his voice is so pretty I think I might turn gay. Help me."

Girl's response: [Well, I do not want to be John Mayer's competition, he has such beautiful eyes"]

It is not often that one can come off as both gay and a sexual predator, but it can be done.

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