Great Gatsby.
So there is this guy on match. And he somehow got my number in the near, but not so recent, recent past, I don't know how, I must have given it to him in a moment of weakness. And so he asks me out via text message (the approved method of modern men everywhere) but I am finishing rereading Harry Potter, so I do not respond for over an hour. And when I do respond and tell him I am free, he then says that he has made other plans. So then I ignore his pathetic mass textings every friday night that are 100% going out to lots of other girls who had moments of weakness similiar to my own.
"Hey babe, what are you up to tonight? Horton"
"What's happening this weekend? Horton"
"How is it going, beautiful? Horton"
and other like messages noticably void of anything like my name.
So I have deleted his number a while back, but I get a message from him a couple of days ago:
"Hello beautiful, why did we never meet up? Horton."
and yesterday I get this message: "Hello beautiful, what is your name?"
And today:
"Gosh, I love your second picture, do you have more like it? Please send it to me privejerkoffstash@letsseeifmatchletsmeblockpeople.com
EEW EUROPEAN SEXUAL PREDATOR EEW
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