My roomamte has found out about match.com. I was showing her my potential dates, and we were discussing them and she named one guy "Santa Purse."
You know how one has code names with ones friends. Mostly so that one can be a dick and talk about the person in front of other people. In college we used to have lots. "Square ass" "Hot ass anger management" and they were not just all about asses either. We had "Campus Ministry boy" for those ireverent enough to look after him, "snaggle tooth" and MSG boy, etc etc.
Anyway, my roommate texted me and asked me about the dates I was setting up this weekend. I told her glasses boy was the same day as husky boy yada yada yada. She asked about Santa Purse and I went into my text messaging to figure out which one he was and when he was.
I texted her "Santa Purse" on Monday.
He texted back: "Santa Purse? I am sorry I do not have a santa purse."
I lose more dates that way.
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