I just looked at my inbox.
It is flooded with emails from men and administrators from speed-dating, match, chemistry, and eharmony.
I look DESPERATE.
I have become a serial dater.
Maybe I will try not dating anyone. This is my roommate's advice to me.
Basically she told me to try reverse psychology.......................................on the universe.
So if you're listening to me universe, and I know you're out there, I don't want a boy anymore. I also do not want a dance job, a yoga career, enough money to pay my rent, and I really, really, really don't want a lemon meringue pie, right now.
*Peers up at the sky, is it working?*
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